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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treatViet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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Good thing is, We are not a dying breed.  I believe there are more of US than Them.  We just work instead of Whine. 
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ExcellentExcellent amen brother!!!
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I think that applies to "Crackers" as well..... Right Cheap?
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

I think that applies to "Crackers" as well..... Right Cheap?
 
 
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Does that mean we can file "civil rights" lawsuits, now?? Get on TV and talk about how "hostile" the workplace environment is when we just HEAR the word "cracker"? Looks like Nabisco may have to find a new product name, because of the tremendous offense.
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well, alrighty then...........
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

 
well, alrighty then...........
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Ok Ed - just for you
 
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Being from Wisconsin, I've never considered myself a "redneck", but after further review of the list above, I guess I am.
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" Well, don't jest stand there a-gawking, Thurmon, get me a beer, too, y'asshole!!"
 
 
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I'm not sure a witty comment would be appropriate for this particular photo........ But he seems to have dicky do disease.
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He might need a Hi-lift jack just to check things out...........
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