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You may be a Taliban, if...
  • You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
  • You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
  • You have more wives than teeth.
  • You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
  • You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
  • You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
  • You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
  • You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
  • You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
  • You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/06/2009 at 16:44
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With just a bit of luck...... Maybe in the vain of Jihad, He'll strap on a suicide bomber vest. Hey, I can dream right? 
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