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.......to be continued........


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" Anyway, Eduardo took the whole gang to Galveston in his 1967 Firebird and figured that he would find some ENTERTAINMENT to impress the panties off these co-eds......"       






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" Well......Eduardo, not being a stranger to Honky-Tonks...., found a real DIVE on the WATERFRONT in Galveston....."     









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" ....a kind of a place where you could get Shanghaied and wake up tomorrow on the High Seas! "   







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Well, Eduardo started to do what he always does when he's in a strange honky-tonk....he bought a couple of pitchers of beer and started walking around filling up everyone's empty beer glasses!   Bucky





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Eduardo made friends with about seventy German Merchant Marine cadets!!  ...and they invited Eduardo and THE GIRLS to come on up to their ship tied up in the harbor!!!  




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So Eduardo and gang snuck up the gangplank and boarded a German freighter training ship and partied with a bunch of Germans who had tons of warm beer!  The girls freaked out!!!  Bucky   










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Sometimes "the rest of the story" is better left to the imagination...
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" Actually, no girls were molested and everyone got drunk (er) and a good time was had by all...."   









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Somehow I think we all missed the true meat of that story....

And I'm going to go ahead and say it.....  NONE were molested AGAINST their wills..... That they remember anyway... Smile
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That's  okay, Eduardo would still hit them come closing time.
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OMG! Ed, you scare me, or gross me out, or scare me because you gross me out, or gross me out and that scares me.
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Hmmmm, I'm thinking Lynn must have just polished his noggin....
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