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Three  men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint  Peter at the pearly gates.
 
In honor  of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must  each possess something that symbolizes Christmas  to get into heaven.'

The  Englishman fumbled through his pockets and  pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a  candle', he said.

You may  pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter  said.

The  Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out  a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're  bells.'

Saint  Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly  gates'.

The  Irishman  started searching desperately  through his pockets and finally pulled out a  pair of women's panties.

St. Peter  looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and  asked, 'And just what do those  symbolize?'

The  paddy  replied, 'These are  Carols.


And So The  Christmas  Season Begins... ;D
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