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    Posted: January/15/2010 at 04:59

Two Woodpeckers...

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently,Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

 

 

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Perfectly logical assumption Wouter!
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Tiger knows best,  Someone with that much money should have been a little smarter than he has been.  Please with a women like he had (model and all) what more did he need?
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LOL, that was cute... even made the wife chuckle!
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Tiger knows best,  Someone with that much money should have been a little smarter than he has been.  Please with a women like he had (model and all) what more did he need?
 
one that would put out - 
 
 

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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Tiger knows best,  Someone with that much money should have been a little smarter than he has been.  Please with a women like he had (model and all) what more did he need?


no matter how hot any woman is, somewhere she has a man who is fed up with her sh*t.

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I was suprised at the number of people that appeared to be genuionly suprised that he did it. And I don't even factor in the number of women who likely go to great lengths to "Get his attention" so to speak. You can take the pig out of the waller, but you will never get the waller out of the pig. Thats a fact learned from 40+ yrs in NC (ie. Hunt, Easley, Perdue, M.L.K. Jr.).
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