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My girlfriend sent me this. I guess the women will find it funny. We men find it disturbing.
Mainly because as much as we'd like to think otherwise, IT'S TRUE!!!!!
 
>>>>A couple had only been married for two weeks the husband, although
>>>>very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with
>>>>his old buddies.
>>>>So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
>>>>
>>>>Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going! to the
>>>>bar, Pretty Face. I'm go ing to have a beer."
>>>>
>>>>The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
>>>>Refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, from 12
>>>>Different countries.
>>>>
>>>>The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
>>>>think to say was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they
>>>>have frozen Glasses... "
>>>>
>>>>He didn't get to finish the sentence, before
>>>>his wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy
>>>>Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she
>>>>was getting chills just holding it.
>>>>
>>>>The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie, but at the bar
>>>>they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
>>>>long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
>>>>
>>>>"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took
>>>>out several different
>>>>dishes of hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom
>>>>caps, and pork strips.
>>>>
>>>>"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swea ring, dirty
>>>>words and all that..."
>>>>
>>>>"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
>>>>
>>>> LISTEN UP CHICKEN sh*t! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK
>>>> YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE,
>>>> BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS AIN'T GOING TO NO DAMNED BAR! THAT sh*t IS
>>>> OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>.....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
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Ain't that the truth brother.....
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Cheaps wife is the warden, I guess I'll call my girlfriend the parol officer. LOL 
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