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Linda , 69, a resident of Dade City , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to  pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway  with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became  concerned and  walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open  and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and  Linda replied that she had been shot in  the back of the head and had  been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in,  they found that Linda had a wad of bread  dough  on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had  exploded from the heat, making a loud  noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad  of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached  back to find out what it was, she felt the dough  and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.





Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The  defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault.
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I laughed too hard at this one... haha
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I think that poor blonde, democrat woman was right, she was holding on to her brain.
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Funny how we thought blondes were air heads,now we find out they are just democrats [:}
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