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A friend works in a welfare agency in a city which will remain unnamed.
She recently told an interesting story about how one of her co- workers had a Eureka! moment when he realized that a number of women (six, I think,) who he had interviewed in recent past had all named the same man as their baby daddy.

Further research showed that all of the women lived within fairly close walking distance of each other, that the man had no registered vehicles, drivers license or utility services. It is believed that he has no job, or income, or actual address and just makes the rounds...
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SAD that our gene pool is turning into a cess pool!
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

SAD that our gene pool is turning into a cess pool!
Yeah, but six women?
We pay for our sins, one way or another.
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Many years ago, my wife and I had visited my sister in Detroit, and had just left her house for the trip home. We decided to stop at a convienence store for some soft drinks for the long trip home.
While we were in the store we heard this woman calling for her kid; "Dejon, Dejon, where you be Dejon, you come here".
When we got back in the car, my wife leaned over to me and asked, "Who would name their kid after a jar of mustard?".
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Dijon is the capital city of Burgundy in France... and the mustard originated there.
Dee John is the executive director of Highbury College, Portsmouth, UK.



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Originally posted by Alan Robertson Alan Robertson wrote:

Dijon is the capital city of Burgundy in France... and the mustard originated there.
Dee John is the executive director of Highbury College, Portsmouth, UK.



Why am I in this thread?
 
Wink  I'm thinking your middle name is Dijon...
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Originally posted by Alan Robertson Alan Robertson wrote:

Dijon is the capital city of Burgundy in France... and the mustard originated there.
Dee John is the executive director of Highbury College, Portsmouth, UK.



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Wink  I'm thinking your middle name is Dijon...
Actually, it's Tripod...
 has something to do with the topic of conversation, immediately after my birth...
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Originally posted by Alan Robertson Alan Robertson wrote:

Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Originally posted by Alan Robertson Alan Robertson wrote:

Dijon is the capital city of Burgundy in France... and the mustard originated there.
Dee John is the executive director of Highbury College, Portsmouth, UK.



Why am I in this thread?
 
Wink  I'm thinking your middle name is Dijon...
Actually, it's Tripod...
 has something to do with the topic of conversation, immediately after my birth...
 
So your dads camera fell over? then the Dr and dad talked about better tri-pods... And the nurse over heard and whala...
 
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I'm thinking more like he just has really short legs... Smile
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

I'm thinking more like he just has really short legs... Smile
Or,  - - OH, never mind....................
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Thanks Robbie!!!  It just don't think I have that much imagination! Wink
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