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From a Dog's Diary



8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



From a Cat's Diary




Day 983 of my captivity.  My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.  In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.  I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.  However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.  Bastards.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.  I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.  The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.  He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant.  I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.  I am certain that he reports my every move.  My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.  For now... Will keep you posted.
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  I don't have much use for cats.  Down to my LAST one!
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Cat + Pyro = BOOM!!!!!!!  Dead cat.  and I feel the same way!
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Cat + Pyro = BOOM!!!!!!!  Dead cat.  and I feel the same way!

no doubt there!Thunbs Up
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I can't stand dogs.  They run around my neighborhood and poop all over my yard.  During the winter when they cannot run on my yard they poop on my walkway.  Why do people think I want to love their dog as much as they do?  It is not my dog, keep it away from me.  I am alergic to dogs.  Why do people bring them to work?  Do you want me to go to the elementary school and throw peanuts around?? 
Cats are useless to me.  I have one because of my daughter.  I have to feed the thing and then it poops in my tub and sits around and does nothing.  It cries at 3am and wakes me up to feed it.  My cat takes naps next to the neighborhood dogs.  I think they are in cahoots if you ask me.
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I am quite fond of both cats and dogs.  As a matter of fact my name if translated from russian means cat (and yes, SVT and Pyro, next time you decide to ask a question, I will remember this...Evil Bat)

ILya
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LOL. Love dogs, not cats. As a matter of fact, I'm allergic to cats. Even my Vet daughter can't help me out in that regard.
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Originally posted by koshkin koshkin wrote:

I am quite fond of both cats and dogs.  As a matter of fact my name if translated from russian means cat (and yes, SVT and Pyro, next time you decide to ask a question, I will remember this...Evil Bat)

ILya
 
Sure thing cat,  I mean Ilya. lol
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HELLO......bri-CAT here!......HELLO!
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Originally posted by koshkin koshkin wrote:

I am quite fond of both cats and dogs.  As a matter of fact my name if translated from russian means cat (and yes, SVT and Pyro, next time you decide to ask a question, I will remember this...Evil Bat)

ILya


heres the deal, i have neighbors who dont keep track of there 20+ cats, i dont mind cats, but when they are crapping in my kids sandbox and digging through my garbage and walking across my vehicles i do mind. people who keep there pets in there own yards i dont have any issues with, but a bunch of "strays" really without any collars or id are open season when they step foot on my 2.5 acres.
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 Don't know about y'all but we have ALOT of feral cats around here.  VERY hard on small game!  I've got a bell on my LAST cat.  Seems to help as she doesn't bring near as much to the house as she use to.

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Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

 Don't know about y'all but we have ALOT of feral cats around here.  VERY hard on small game!  I've got a bell on my LAST cat.  Seems to help as she doesn't bring near as much to the house as she use to.
Maybe that's because the bell weights more than the cat! Excellent
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 A brass dinner bell and loggin' chain was next if it didn't work.
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All right, Earl and Bricat have just been added to my Hanukkah list, filling the spots previously held open for pyro and SVT.

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LOL,  what if i sent you a UPS shipment of Catnip?
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I am afraid to ask what list I am on..... Mouth Taped Shut
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   Say What   Hanukkah list = not good?
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

LOL,  what if i sent you a UPS shipment of Catnip?

You have not lived until you have had my special Catnip liquor: 1 part Catnip, 2 parts Valerian root, 97 parts Rum 151.

Good stuff.

ILya
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you apparently didnt read my response
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

you apparently didnt read my response

I did.  Sounds like it should be open season on your neighbors.

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they are all old people that live on the lake and have better attorneys than i do. Bucky
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

they are all old people that live on the lake and have better attorneys than i do. Bucky
 
Proof is a hard burden to bare
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that and shooting old people is a lot like going out into the pasture and shooting a beef cow.
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I have no love lost for cats.  Wouldn't want one as a pet since I am allergic to them, but they are fascinating to watch out on the farm when they are hunting.  I am the official exterminator out there for any unwanted animals, including cats when there are too many.

Dogs I like except for the little yapper dogs.  Can't stand those things.
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