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Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. 
 
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the young employee a question.
 
Before we order," the tourist asked, "Could you please settle an argument for us? 
 
Would you please pronounce where we are... Very slowly?
 
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said:
 
"Burrrrrr, Gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."   ;~}
 


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Hey !!!!, I'm from Wisconsin; at least she answered the question in english.
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yeah would have been funny in fin or norwegian ey
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 Tis funny !  here's one that  got me thumped .... was down south in georgia and stopped for a quick burger ..... not used to southern lingo this knock down ... beautiful .... built to the max young lady with her blouse unbuttoned about half way down was at the counter .... yea I was drooling the whole way to her eyes glazed .... she asked " WHAT CAN I GIVE YA SWEETIE ? " ... in the sexiest low southern accent in the world ...believe it or not I got tongue tied like a 8 year old and just stood there speechless .... feeling my face turn red ... and all of a sudden was awakened by my wife elbowing me in the ribs  with all she had and cutting my love life off for 3 days ! What was going through my mind she could give me was no burger ..... and for some reason wifey figured that out too ! True story ..... there's another if you want to hear it later ... I do the dumbest things sometimes ..... duhhhh and boy do I pay .
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