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can't have anything sharp in schools...   a democrat blonde twit said "any school that allows people walking around the halls with an exacto-knife already has issues that have to be addressed"... 

BAN THEM... BAN THEM ALL... and hands and fingers too, because they can also be weapons, oh yeah, and feet... and knees, and elbows... BAN THEM ALL...

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Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

 
   What's next?
 

forks and spoons...
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Ban hammers, rulers, erasers, sporks, breathing, farting, baseballs, door handles, football......

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   Guess we can't be trusted with much of anything.
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WHAO! Stop the train.
Next you will be banning sexual penetration.
I may be getting old but enough is enough.
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Man just think, if someone would have had a gun, they could have stopped him.  
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DAMN! now Tool wants to shoot me. 
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

WHAO! Stop the train.
Next you will be banning sexual penetration.
I may be getting old but enough is enough.
 
  Best get to work then.  You done let the cat out of the bag now.
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And" Y "is it we need Armed trained people in schools for????????????????
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Their stupidity knows no bounds!!!  Loco
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Originally posted by shooter07 shooter07 wrote:

Ban hammers, rulers, erasers, sporks, breathing, farting, baseballs, door handles, football......


I'm in favor of banning farting, except for me........................I sound like a Democrat politician.
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by shooter07 shooter07 wrote:

Ban hammers, rulers, erasers, sporks, breathing, farting, baseballs, door handles, football......


I'm in favor of banning farting, except for me........................I sound like a Democrat politician.


But I really NEED to fart...on a regular and permanent basis. Can I be exempted? Angel
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Originally posted by bugsNbows bugsNbows wrote:


Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by shooter07 shooter07 wrote:

Ban hammers, rulers, erasers, sporks, breathing, farting, baseballs, door handles, football......


I'm in favor of banning farting, except for me........................I sound like a Democrat politician.


But I really NEED to fart...on a regular and permanent basis. Can I be exempted? Angel

Only outside of city limits, and outside of structures, and after dark, away from any open flame. Otherwise you must complete the following forms:
If you are inside of city limits, but outside of a structure and 300 feet away from open flames, you need the Flatulent Area Required Territory Mutual Order Request Everywhere 2A a.k.a. F.A.R.T.M.O.R.E. 2A. This form must be accompanied with a certified check for a $5.00 tax to fight global warming.
If you are inside of city limits and inside an approved unoccupied structure, then you need Flatulent Area Request To Living Essential Sound Structure a.k.a. F.A.R.T.L.E.S.S. This form must be accompanied with certificates from local Building codes, and air quality control agencies to ensure that no toxic gases can escape the designated area inside the structure, and all local fees and taxes must be prepaid before application, and a certified check in the amount of $50.00 for Federal excise taxes must be included.
If in an occupied structure that is NOT used for manufacturing or other heavy industry, but is used for commercial purposes other than dining or any other structure that is regulated by the Health Department, then form Confined Request Of Proper Distribution Under Severe Tension In Noxious Gases, a.k.a. C.R.O.P.D.U.S.T.I.N.G. must be completed. This form must also have copies of certificates from building codes, air quality agencies, and a certified industrial air filtration and cleansing system with form No. P.U., and a certified check for $200.00 made out to the National Flatulent Administration (NFA) for taxes.
No flatulent activity is allowed and is strictly forbidden inside of any structure that is under the jurisdiction of the Health Department, but you may apply for a form F.A.R.T.M.O.R.E. if there is a designated area no less than 300 feet from said structure. If the said applicant is not the original applicant of the F.A.R.T.M.O.R.E. form, than a certified check to the NFA must be included along with the application for transfer of F.A.R.T.M.O.R.E. privileges.
If you must be flatulent, then you MUST complete the proper paperwork.
Remember, "PASS GAS WITH CARE".   

Edited by BeltFed - April/16/2013 at 08:30
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You have WAY too much time on your hands Lynn.... Smile
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You my friend, have been working with the gooberment way too long! Whacko
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F.A.R.T.M.O.R.E. application in the loving hands of the USPS. Maybe the powers that be will get it, maybe not. LOLBig Grin
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 Lynn's farts are class III. Furious
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Due to the overwhelming applications for F.A.R.T.M.O.R.E., F.A.R.T.L.E.S.S., and C.R.O.P.D.U.S.T.I.N.G. permits, the president has requested that congress expedite his nominee for the director of the ATF&E (Anuses Testicles Flatulence and Excrement). With a lack of leadership at the ATF&E and a backup of flatulence permit approvals there is a fear that there will be a log jam with the backup of too much paperwork.
The Constipation Party has promised to hold up the presidents nominee, because they believe he is anti-flatulent and will deny many of the flatulence permits. They also believe there will be a loss of revenue from the lack of taxes collected from the flatulent permits that are denied. If need be, the Constipation Party has promised to fill-a-buster with bovine excrement to bind up the nomination.
Buster said he is opposed to the idea.

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waiting with baited breathe....  anybody got a Tioc Tac. Bucky
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