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I am voting Democrat because I believe in change; although I don't know WHAT the change will be, or HOW it will happen, AND I am pretty sure that I won't WANT to actually change anything I do, but still....I believe in change.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because protecting barren wasteland is more important than energy independence.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because my trial lawyer's crippling multi-million dollar lawsuits against doctors, hospitals, drug companies, and HMO's will make health insurance and medicine much more affordable.

I'm voting Democrat because Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, and Jesse Jackson will end racism once and for all.

I'm voting Democrat because Christians in the Republican Party are intolerant, theocratic warmongers and atheists like William Ayers have never hurt anybody.

I'm voting Democrat so that no family member of mine will die in a hospital bed. They will still be waiting in line for Obama's socialized medicine, so they will never actually make it into a hospital bed.

I'm voting Democrat because I like eminent domain and big business and government kicking me out of my home and taking my land.

I'm voting Democrat because everyone knows that raising taxes at the top won't hurt people at the bottom.

I'm voting Democrat because skin color and good oratory skills are more important than judgment and experience.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that Cuba, Russia, and China should be on the United Nations Human Rights Council.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that everyone is essentially good -- even people like Ahmadinejad who call for the destruction of Israel. He just needs a little understanding.

I'm voting Democrat because we should all be forced to drive ugly cars with the horsepower of a riding lawnmower.

I'm voting Democrat because the government knows how to raise children better than parents do.

I'm voting Democrat because I want the rich to work harder, give me their money, and pay for my services so I don't have to.

I'm voting Democrat because I don't give to charity or do volunteer work and then I complain about how selfish everyone else is.

I'm voting Democrat because I've seen welfare help so many poor people become self-sufficient and upwardly mobile.

I'm voting Democrat because life just isn't fair and I deserve what other people have without working for it.

I'm voting Democrat because I like how Democrats can cause financial crises' like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and have the temerity to blame them on Republicans.

I'm voting Democrat because Obama was endorsed by Hamas and terrorists' endorsements are a must to achieve world peace.

I'm voting democrat because it's the COOL thing to do. Shouldn't we all listen to the actors, musicians, and other celebrities regarding the leadership of our nation? Surely they're the most informed!
 
Seems like a good deal?Loco
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Excellent reasons all!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/30/2008 at 17:42
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Even the lord god himself receives more flack than our new golden child.

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Originally posted by lucytuma lucytuma wrote:

Even the lord god himself receives more flack than our new golden child.

 
That's because He's a Republican! 
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I guess there is no way the earth won't just open up and swallow the Obama-nation himself..is there?

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I'm voting Democrat because we haven't been attached since 9/11.

I'm voting Democrat because I like criticism without ideas for improvement.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that rampant bureaucracy is beneficial to the free world.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that special interest is more special than my interest.

I'm voting Democrat because I think I don't understand how the current extended free market down cycle is a result of Democratic irresponsible socialistic meddling in the loan industry.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe it's the government's job to buy out the free market during down cycles.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe it's the government's role to maintain ownership.

I'm voting Democrat because I haven't understood that history has taught us the importance of liberty.

I'm voting Democrat because oppression could never happen to me.

I'm voting Democrat because I don't mind giving up my freedoms as long as the government will take care of me.

I'm voting Democrat because I care more about myself than my grandchildren.

I'm voting Democrat because I have so little control over my own happiness that any change must be good.

I'm voting Democrat because there's something missing in my life and Obama is going to fix it.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm a lemming.

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I think I'll vote democarat because these guns are heavy and if I do I wont have to carry them to the firing range anymore.

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AJ, I saw this "poem" on ARFCOM his morning and thought it would go along with your thread.
 
"Obama Is My Shepherd, I shall Not Work"
 
Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not work.
He maketh me to lie down and watch Oprah:
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my bling:
He leadeth me in the paths of idleness for Barrack’s name sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the sharing of the wealth,
I will fear no workfare: For thou art funding me;
Thy gat and thy blade, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of people who actually produce;
Thou annointest my teeth with gold; My pipe runneth over.

Surely rebates and Earned Income Credits shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Obama forever.
Amen.


 
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I'm voting democrat so I don't have to hear Ed scream BINGO!!!!
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Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:

AJ, I saw this "poem" on ARFCOM his morning and thought it would go along with your thread.
 
"Obama Is My Shepherd, I shall Not Work"
 
Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not work.
He maketh me to lie down and watch Oprah:
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my bling:
He leadeth me in the paths of idleness for Barrack’s name sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the sharing of the wealth,
I will fear no workfare: For thou art funding me;
Thy gat and thy blade, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of people who actually produce;
Thou annointest my teeth with gold; My pipe runneth over.

Surely rebates and Earned Income Credits shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the Obama forever.
Amen.


 
 
That's AWESOME! Big%20Grin I sent it to all my family and friends. 
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