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    Posted: January/23/2016 at 04:16

Yesterday  I went to my local hardware store to buy amongst other two galvanized 1" nipples. At the pay point  the lady serving me asked how I am. I started offloading about a real crappy day, machine breakdowns, staff playing up etc. As I started handing her the nipples.... she chirped me : Look at the bright side, at least you have a nipple in each hand !!Excellent

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Wouter I think she was taking a shot at you.😎
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A nipple in each hand... sounds great to me!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/23/2016 at 11:15
But the nipples were Galvanized by the cold.  Big Grin
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Son of Ed Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/23/2016 at 14:28
I saw lots of goodies in South Africa....especially in the grocery store where everyone was bending over the cheese freezer!   Bucky
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Cold usually results in pencil erasers
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Ahhhh memories.....  Bucky   Sure do miss working as Produceman in the grocery store....

Great place to be to inspect new arrivals into the HVAC environment during a hot day! Big Grin
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Two nipples in the hand is worth a bird in the bush....or is it now two stones with one bird??? or a bush in the hand is worth two birds in the bush...?????
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lets get back to the nipples!
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