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Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your butt!' 

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go un rewarded. 

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?'

She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'
 
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DAMN!!!!!
 
You been talkin to my wife again?????
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I'm tellin you guys, my girlfriend has a few loose screws. PERFECT
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Oh that was GREAT!! Laugh  That is one smart women!!
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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Oh that was GREAT!! Laugh  That is one smart women!!
See I was expecting her to fix him a salad for dinner and he'd be like "WTF?" she could say "well I agree MY BUTT IS TOO BIG, SO I FIGURED IF HE ATE LESS."
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I figured she was going to wash his clothes in Slim Fast.  So when he goes to
put his clothes on they are all stained. I was not expecting her to do
something like that.... It was a good one tooooo! I have a few friends that are
quick and smart to respond to something like that. That was priceless.
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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

I figured she was going to wash his clothes in Slim Fast.  So when he goes to
put his clothes on they are all stained. I was not expecting her to do
something like that.... It was a good one tooooo! I have a few friends that are
quick and smart to respond to something like that. That was priceless.
 
 
 
Hey Steph, cool swimsuit! next time alittle more light please.
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As long as she did not use " Stay soft"
 
Then there is the wishy washy story....
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( ......why doesn't 8shots go back to sticking his willy in croc-infested rivers????........)
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Originally posted by 8shots 8shots wrote:

As long as she did not use " Stay soft"
 
Then there is the wishy washy story....
 
Laugh
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

( ......why doesn't 8shots go back to sticking his willy in croc-infested rivers????........)
 
Crocodiles are protected species, so I allways wear protection before doing that!!!
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Sounds like a sensible idea.  I read somewhere that a big croc can gulp down 50 lb in a single swallow and I'd hate to think of the poor beast choking to death in the event he attacked your manhood!
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..........that would be cruelty to the endangered species!!!
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he would get charged with Assault with a Dead Weapon...
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At least she didn't use icy hot to get her point across.
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