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A little  old lady is walking down the street dragging two large  plastic
Garbage bags behind her.

One of the  bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out  onto
The sidewalk.

Noticing  this, a policeman stops her, and says,

"Ma'am, there are  $20 bills falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really?   Darn," says the little old lady. "I'd better go back,  and
See if I can find them. Thanks for telling  me..."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop.  "How  did you get all that money?
You didn't steal it, did  you?"

"Oh, no,' says the little old lady.  You see,  my back yard is right next to

the football  stadium parking lot.  On game days, a lot of fans come and  

pee through  the fence into my flower garden.  So, I stand behind the  

fence with my  hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through  

the fence, I  grab it and I say,  "$20 or off it  comes!"

"OK, that seems only fair," laughs the cop.   "So, good luck. Oh, by the way,

what's in the  other bag?"

"Well, you know", says the little old lady,  "not everybody  pays."  
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Is her name lorena bobbit?
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       Stare   can we say ouch?
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Now that's a good one. Very creative I might add.
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Ha Ha!
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Is her name lorena bobbit?
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No I'm pretty sure its, Pelosi.
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