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While driving down the interstate this blonde notices flashing lights in her review.  She pulls over and the blonde female officer walks up to her window.

She says, ma'am you were speeding and I'll need to see your drivers license.  The first blonde says, I'm not sure I have one, what does it look like?
 
The blonde officer says, it's small, rectangle shaped and has your picture on it.
 
The driver digs through her purse and finds a small compact mirror.  Upon opening it and seeing her reflection, she announces,  AHA! found it and hands it to the officer. The officer takes one look at it and says, OH, I see your a fellow police officer, we don't ticket our own.
 
 
 
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Ha, ha, good one!
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Not what I expected. LOL. Good one.
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