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Next time some accuses you of having to many toys (guns)

The Most Toys

He who dies with the most toys…still dies.

Capitalism-He, who dies with the most toys, wins.

Hari-Krishna-He, who plays with the most toys, wins.

Catholicism-He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

Anglican-They were our toys first.

Eastern Orthodox- No, they were ours first.

Atheism-There is no toy maker

Polytheism-There are many toy makers.

Evolutionism-The toys made themselves.

Church of Christ Scientist-We are the toys.

Communism-Everyone get the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling your

B’Hai-All toys are just fine with us.

Amish-Toys with batteries are surely sinful.

Taoism-The doll is as important as the truck

Mormonism- Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.

Voodoo- Let borrow that doll for a second

Hinduism-He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.

7th Day Adventist-He who plays with his toys on Sat. loses.

Southern Baptist-If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one way ticket to Hell

Jehovah’s Witness-He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.

Pentecostalism-He whose toys can talk in other tongues, wins.

Presbyterianism-Those toys are mine because they meant to be.

Existentialism-Toys are a figment of your imagination.

Confucianism-Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.

Non-denominationalism-We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.

Agnosticism-It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.

Feminism- All women have an alienable right to boy toys.

Feel free to add any!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/10/2006 at 16:09
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Thanks Dale,

  A good laugh to start the day never hurts. 



 A good kick in the Butt does though.          ;           ;        



  I want to go play with my toys. 

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