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Optics Jedi Knight
Location: United States
Next time some accuses you of having to many toys (guns)
The Most Toys
He who dies with the most toys…still dies.
Capitalism-He, who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hari-Krishna-He, who plays with the most toys, wins.
Catholicism-He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican-They were our toys first.
Atheism-There is no toy maker
Polytheism-There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism-The toys made themselves.
Communism-Everyone get the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling your
B’Hai-All toys are just fine with us.
Amish-Toys with batteries are surely sinful.
Taoism-The doll is as important as the truck
Mormonism- Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo- Let borrow that doll for a second
Hinduism-He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
7th Day Adventist-He who plays with his toys on Sat. loses.
Southern Baptist-If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one way ticket to Hell
Jehovah’s Witness-He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism-He whose toys can talk in other tongues, wins.
Presbyterianism-Those toys are mine because they meant to be.
Existentialism-Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism-Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism-We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.
Agnosticism-It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Feminism- All women have an alienable right to boy toys.
Feel free to add any!
Optics Master Extraordinaire
ROLL TIDE ROLL
Location: Heart of Dixie
A good laugh to start the day never hurts.
A good kick in the Butt does though.   ;   ;
I want to go play with my toys.
"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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