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Top five signs you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:
 
5.  Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4.  Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3.  As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2.  He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:
1.   He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
 
 
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         Shocked   Uh Oh Steph!  Ya posted a bit too late.  helo18's done left on his hunt.    Roll on Floor Laughing
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What's wrong with Barney camping equipment? He loves me!
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

What's wrong with Barney camping equipment? He loves me!
 
 
thats just how you like Belt....
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Your a bad Girl, Steph.   Very Bad.......   But funny!!!   Wink   LOL!
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Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

Your a bad Girl, Steph.   Very Bad.......   But funny!!!   Wink   LOL!
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Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

What's wrong with Barney camping equipment? He loves me!
 
 
thats just how you like Belt....
That's messed up! BUT FUNNY!!
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Top 5 signs you're getting old........
 
 
" Hey, Sweetie, it's time to go to bed and fool around...."  
 
 
 
" Oh,.......... I don't feel so good......where did you put the Ben-Gay? "  
 
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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:


Top five signs you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:

 

5.  Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.4.  Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.3.  As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."2.  He calls trees by their first names.And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:1.   He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"

 

 


Where did you find the guides secret rules? And my hunt was very successful by the way.
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