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Hmm. wonder if he flunked hunters safety course?
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could be worse though- remember when Clinton shot Monica lewinski in the face?
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What load did he use for that shot????
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I think it was a wad-cutter.
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Originally posted by Stud Duck Stud Duck wrote:

I think it was a wad-cutter.

 

no not wade cutters just plain a old wad

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Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

 

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"


9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife

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I heard that after shooting a lawyer his approval rating is up to 98%

 

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I also heard that the injured lawyer would have recovered by now if it wasn't for Chenney trying to field dress him...
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This one has been priceless.....I've laughed my tail off over this thread all week.
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--Cheney told his friend: "Come hunting with me. It'll be a blast."

--He took his friend out hunting and told him: "We need your support. Supporters of the administration need to bite the bullet."

--Dick Cheney took a millionaire friend out hunting. He went out to bag a quail but bagged dough



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"The guy Cheney shot is a Texas lawyer. While he was lying there on the ground he actually handed himself his own business card." --Jay Leno
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Originally posted by Dale Clifford Dale Clifford wrote:

could be worse though- remember when Clinton shot Monica lewinski in the face?

 

"Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton." --Jay Leno

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its like taking a fishing trip with 4-5 year olds they want to keep all catches!
and the v.p. shoots at any thing that moves?
and dont you use a bird dog to flush? not attys
and cant i use sarah brady to do this! its not a hand gun?
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Chris,

 I NEED one of those bumper stickers. 

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Looks like Cheney is in the clear... 
 
Texas Hunting Regulations
 
Act To Regulate The Hunting And Harvesting Of Attorneys 
 
372.01 -Any person with a valid state rodent or armadillo hunting license 
may also hunt and harvest attorneys for 
recreational and sporting (noncommercial) purposes. 
 
372.02 -Taking of attorneys with traps or dead falls is 
permitted. The use of United States currency as bait is, 
however, prohibited. 
 
372.03 -The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle 
is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being 
driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor 
vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the 
roadside, and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash. 
 
372.04 -It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys 
from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft. 
 
372.05 -It is unlawful to shout "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" 
for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 
 
372.06 -It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes, 
or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons. 
 
372.07 -It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of 
courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs or 
hospitals. 
 
372.08 -If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a 
license to hunt, trap or possess the same. 
 
372.09 -It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a 
reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for 
the purpose of hunting attorneys. 
 
372.10 - Bag Limits -- Per Day: 
Yellow-bellied Sidewinders:2 
Two-faced Tort-feasors:1 
Backstabbing Divorce Litigators:3 
Horn-rimmed Cutthroats:2 
Minutiae-advocating Chickens:4 
Honest Attorneys: 0 (Protected, Endangered species) 

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You have to check out this website!  Happy Hunting...

http://www.quailhuntingschool.com/flash.php

 

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    I passed the test!!!! 
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I passed too!!

I might try it hammered, just to get the same effects as Dick.  LOL. 

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nope, still passed.
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How'd you get hammered and retake the test in three minutes?????  and its before noon.

 

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Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

I passed too!!

I might try it hammered, just to get the same effects as Dick.  LOL. 

 

Steelbenz your funny!!

 

I passed that too!

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