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1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You've felt the urge to "rub one off" after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.

9. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

10. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
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Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing Good one supertool!!  I like it.
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"Rub one off".
Haven't heard that one in a while.....Coffee
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How about his bud loves his Cave Decorating.............? Bucky    Good one, Supe.........
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I'm safe, Though #2 had me worried, I don't own a rocket launcher or machine gun, but all of my "free" income goes to the shooting sports.
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super-- you don't worry about #3-- forgot you live in utah--- great post.

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Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:

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"Rub one off".
Haven't heard that one in a while.....Coffee
 
Yet you practice it religiously, right....
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Funny one, Supertool!Excellent
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Originally posted by Dale Clifford Dale Clifford wrote:

super-- you don't worry about #3-- forgot you live in utah--- great post.



Hey now, I don't live anywhere near Santaquin or Colorado City.  Big%20Smile
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Originally posted by Dale Clifford Dale Clifford wrote:

super-- you don't worry about #3-- forgot you live in utah--- great post.

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Supertool you will have to conceed. Salt Cake City,Utah rated #5 Shockedon NBCs most lustful list. Embarrased as shown on Stephanies (Little kick) post. That is higher than Washngton DC's #6
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OMG!!!! That's great Superstool..........Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing
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