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Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'


# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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0.  Guns love to be man-handled and used often ... and look good every morning .... not like 30 miles of bad road . Don't ya just hate that when they ask you " Does this still look good to ya baby ? " and you have to lie ! 

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A list like this, must be kept out of sight.  If this falls into female hands it could be the start of my demise.
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Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

0.  Guns love to be man-handled and used often ... and look good every morning .... not like 30 miles of bad road . Don't ya just hate that when they ask you " Does this still look good to ya baby ? " and you have to lie ! 
................HEY ED!!!!! BRING BACK SOME MEMORIES??? I certainly hope that in yer older age, that you have acquired some better tastes!!!!.........Laugh
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HEY!!  Even I could twirl that thing better than that!!!   Bandito  
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Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

0.  Guns love to be man-handled and used often ... and look good every morning .... not like 30 miles of bad road . Don't ya just hate that when they ask you " Does this still look good to ya baby ? " and you have to lie ! 
 
hey church it up a little, this is a family program here!!Baseball%20Bat
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the elderly man at the old folks home is asked by the old lady--" Do ya want to see me naked ? " ..he replies "Yup" ..she gets naked and he cries " Roll'em up ...roll'em up !" 
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

HEY!!  Even I could twirl that thing better than that!!!   Bandito  
 
 
 
 
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 Okay I'll church it up a bit .... God ... please have mercy and a spot in thy heart for all the men who married one thing and ended up with a gawd awful mutation . One moment of silence for those fellows .


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Originally posted by Mr wizard Mr wizard wrote:

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'


# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
============================================

 
yeah but they are both fun to work up a good l*&d with.
 


Edited by Bigdaddy0381 - June/19/2008 at 11:34
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.....'Cause they smoke when yer done with them??
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