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Again!  


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his    wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not  
far off he asked what she'd like to
 
have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking
  in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall  
of Fear, the Screaming
  Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was  
reeling and her stomach felt upside  
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a  
chocolate shake.


Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
    candy,  
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure
!  

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed  
exhausted.
 

   
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six  
again?'


Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
 

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna  
get it wrong.



SEND  
THIS TO ALL THE MEN &
WOMEN WHO NEED A  
LAUGH

 

 

 

 

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LOL  good one
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