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Tiger made a poor choice. He should have used a driver.
 
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
 
What is the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
 
I hear Tiger’s wife has improved his game. She made him a true scratch golfer.
 
How can Tiger Woods be the best golfer? He couldn’t even avoid a water hazard that was right in front of him
 
What were Tiger and his wife doing out at 2.30am? They went clubbing.
 
I find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.30am: sometimes you can’t see the Woods for the trees.
 
Tigers been dropped by Gillette after admitting his crash was the closest shave he ever had. 
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Just another case of -- whitey keepin the black man down -- Now she gonna take all his money and write a book - "Tiger plays 18 Holes".  

Probably all her fault for not putting out, white girls are like that once they get married - who knew.  Now if he had married a sister like Michelle Obama that girl looks like she could knock that skinny Barack down and just have her way with him.
 
Come on now a little less Steve Urkel and a little more Eddie Murphy please.


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Originally posted by Urimaginaryfrnd Urimaginaryfrnd wrote:

Just another case of -- whitey keepin the black man down -- Now she gonna take all his money and write a book - "Tiger plays 18 Holes".  

Probably all her fault for not putting out, white girls are like that once they get married - who knew.  Now if he had married a sister like Michelle Obama that girl looks like she could knock that skinny Barack down and just have her way with him.
 
Come on now a little less Steve Urkel and a little more Eddie Murphy please.
 
Can't wait for the movie.
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tiger hit a tree and 4 chicks fell out of it, maybe he should have used a driver.
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Bitchinwedge is his wife new club.
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http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

New tiger game out.  Does not require X-box or Play Station.

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so do you think Tiger has played a full 18 holes?
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Fox News and CNN have reported that Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA Tour yesterday after 'beating' the world's number one golfer. The news came after the world's number one golfer inadvertently played the wrong hole...”
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SD Dog...now that's funny. On a side note, didn't the race pimp (Al Sharpton) have some interesting comments on this situation... something about there being no black women in Tiger's affairs? Very weird.
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I had not heard Al had said anything, but try not to listen to anything he says either.
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The differnce between Santa Claus and Tiger woods? Santa stopped at 3 ho's...
 
HO HO HO Merry Christmas... 
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It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

 

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.."

 

Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

 

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

 

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

 

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

 

Teacher:"Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

 

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

 

Johnny is even madder than before.

 

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

 

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

 

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

 

Johnny is boiling mad that he's not been able to answer to any of the questions.

 

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b###hes would keep their mouths shut!"

 

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

 

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

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