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Here's a good one, My girl sent to me.

 

Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy.

He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary. 
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading 
to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. 
As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body 
swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. 
A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the 
landing especially painful. 
Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants,
and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.
He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and 
began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. 
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and 
shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. 
In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his 
head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room. 
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?" 
Flynn said, "Why do you say such a mean thing?" 
"Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door. 
It could be all the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs. 
It could be those drops of blood trailing through the house. 
It could be your bloodshot eyes.
But mostly.....It's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
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Alright guys you need to warn me.i got to clean dr pepper off my desk now

 

http://www.livevideo.com/video/C9F97BC1CC714CCC8A9789E451B64 9D1/funny-bud-light-commercial-good-dog.aspx

 

 

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Alright who took a pic of me on the crapper ? JEESH can't a man even crap in peace anymore ?

How'd ya like my assault 4wheeler ? Kool Huh ?

Hey Bigdaddy hows come you have a pool party and didn't invite Mois ?

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Cyborg,

I walked over to see if you wanted to come and join us and to show you my new camera but you was on the crapper so i didn't bother you .. lmfao

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Damnit Cuz,

I thought we was tight, 

That's ok though i'm sure my video caught sumtin goin on over your way, (Part 2 comin to a theatre near you)

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BD & cyborg, you boys seem a might toooo friendly!
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Yeah we're tight,

but we've been fightin over Marge (Mark)

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 Shim is mine   

 

Comer  sweety (marg) mark ? ether or   

 

 

I crack myself up  

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 Yeah she's definately a hottie !!!

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