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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.


About this time, a large Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan and yelled:
'How dare you touch my body!

I don't even know who you are!'


The Texan smiled and drawled,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.

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