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Four Worms in   Shul
(Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!)

A  minister  decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol ... Dead.


The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead.





The third worm in chocolate syrup
... Dead.


The fourth worm in good, clean soil
... Alive . 

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
 


Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said,
 

"As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" 

That pretty much ended the service !!
 
 
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
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Makes perfect sense!


Edited by bugsNbows - September/24/2011 at 09:55
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FINALLY! A day for meLoco
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Now that's one way to worm out of a Sermon Wink
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

FINALLY! A day for meLoco
A day?!?!?!?
 
Why heck Lynn da Lord made a place just for you!!!!!
 
Can you guess what is is?????
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Pergatory!   And cause he's such a nice guy and wants you to be ready he invited marriage as a pre-curseder....so to speak!!! Embarrased
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/28/2011 at 08:43
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

FINALLY! A day for meLoco
A day?!?!?!?
 
Why heck Lynn da Lord made a place just for you!!!!!
 
Can you guess what is is?????
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Pergatory!   And cause he's such a nice guy and wants you to be ready he invited marriage as a pre-curseder....so to speak!!! Embarrased
Bud, will you hold the door open for me when I get there, and could you introduce me around. I know your list of friends will go all the way to the bottom.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/28/2011 at 09:09
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

FINALLY! A day for meLoco
A day?!?!?!?
 
Why heck Lynn da Lord made a place just for you!!!!!
 
Can you guess what is is?????
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Pergatory!   And cause he's such a nice guy and wants you to be ready he invited marriage as a pre-curseder....so to speak!!! Embarrased
Bud, will you hold the door open for me when I get there, and could you introduce me around. I know your list of friends will go all the way to the bottom.
 
MAybe we should start that list from the bottom, up!!!  i know how you hate going last.... Smile
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Well it would be rude to walk past all your friends just to see the head man at the bottomDevil
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