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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope said, "Did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
 
Pelosi seriously doubts this, and says, "One little wave of your hand, and all people will rejoice forever?? Show me," she said.

So the Pope slapped her.
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known as the canonized  bitch slap

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Yippee Can I be next?
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+1 to the Pope...and I'm not even Catholic. 
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Yippee Can I be next?
 
I don't think the Pope would slap you Bill.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/22/2009 at 22:38
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Brass knuckles, those funky knuckles... Brass knuckles, to pimp slap Nancy. Whistling
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Yippee Can I be next?
 
I don't think the Pope would slap you Bill.
I try to be a smart ass, and some people just don't get it.  No No
 
        Slap
Cyborg     Nancy
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Just looking at that animated emoticon above makes me feel better already. Roll on Floor Laughing
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No, what we really want is this, Laser Zap.
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