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THE POOPIE LIST
GHOST POOPIE - the kind where you feel poopie come out but there’s no poopie in the toilet
 
CLEAN POOPIE - the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the bowl, but there's nothing on the toilet paper
 
WET POOPIE – the kind where you wipe fifty times, and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t stain your pants
 
SECOND WAVE POOPIE – it happens when you’re done pooping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knee’s and you realize you have to poopie some more
 
POP A VIEN IN YOUR HEAD POOPIE – the kind where you strain so much to get it out you practically have a stroke
 
RICHARD SIMMONS POOPIE – you poopie so much you lose weight
 
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE – the kind of poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without breaking it into pieces
 
GASSY POOPIE – it’s so noisy everyone in earshot is giggling
 
CORN POOPIE – self explanatory
 
THE GEE, I WISH I COULD POOP, POOPIE – the kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times
 
SPINAL TAP POOPIE – that’s where it hurts so bad coming out, you’d swear it is coming out sideways
 
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (THE POWER PUMP) – the kind that comes out so fast your cheeks get splashed with water
 
LIQUID POOPIE – the kind where yellow-brown liquid comes out and splatters the toilet bowl
 
MEXICAN POOPIE – the kind that is so bad the room must be condemned
 
THE CAN’T BE PROVEN POOPIE – kind that doesn’t smell
 
FISHERMANS BOBBER POOPIE – the kind where you are in the public restroom, there are two people in line , you poop and flush four times but several golf ball size pieces are still floating above the waterline
 
 
 
 
 
 
                       


Edited by scooter65 - January/20/2010 at 06:41
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The last one lol
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i hate the power pump
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I just cant decide which one to choose.. 
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