New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - The green pickle bucket.
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Check GunBroker.com for SWFA's No Reserve and No Minimum bid firearm auctions.

The green pickle bucket.

 Post Reply Post Reply   Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/03/2007 at 12:15
cyborg View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar
God of Wind

Joined: August/24/2007
Location: North Georgia
Status: Offline
Points: 12082

Here it was the opening day of rifle season in the great state of Georgia. It was cold for the given time of year, and the bucks were chasin the does, PERFECT right ?

Not quite so. I'll explain.

My huntin buddies God love em, someone has to I suppose, decided that we should go and eat out, and then head on down to cowboy bills in Milledgeville, for the customary nightcap.

 

After much protest and quite a bit of convincing I reluctantly agreed to eat at this Mexican restaurant, as Mexican and me just don't get along to well. (GAS) They assured me I could get a burger and be OK.

 

Yep I ordered the burger, what I got was Tortacochanga meat between 2 buns atleast it had cheese (American) as requested.

Yeah I ate it, I was gonna have to pay for it right, Might as well eat it.

 

Off to the bar, I had 3 draft beers, Not quite sure but they reminded me of the Red White & Blue beer I used to sneak from my Dad when I was a kid. Good sense shoulda kicked in right there, but the taste brought back found memories of youth, so I had a couple more.

 

It's 2:30 am just getting into bed, alarm set for 5:00 am, I close my eyes and the alarm goes off, What ?

Understand there's 6 of us and 1 toilet, mexican dinner, beer, not much sleep if you add these things up they equal a line at the crapper.

 

So I skipped the morning constitutional, hoping that i would get a kill early before everything kicked in.

 

Well about daybreak I,m hearin critters sneakin around in the thicket b'neath the home-made wooden ladder stand, I'm straining my eyeballs trying to see down in the thickstuff, I can't see anything when all of a sudden, the Mexican / cheap beer recipe starts to goin to work.

I'm sittin on this green pickle bucket that my buddies wife (waffle house waitress) got for me, I sure do love that woman, she's as sweet as they get, course I don't have ta live with her.

But I figure that I can ease it out, If I have an accident I'll just have ta marinade for a little while.

you remember the desks in school that you could play the drums on, loud Huh ? Great accoustics. Well the same can be said of the pickle bucket. BRRRRAAAAPPPPLLLLLMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFBBBRRAAAPP PPPPP.

 

Previously it had been virtually silent cept for the critters stirrin round neath me, Next thing i know White Flags In every coceivable direction, all sorts of blowing and snortin, then only silence, and a terrible odor. Whilst i sat there still holdin my guts, pondering results and lamenting the prior evenings events, I heard gun shots,

 

You guessed it 3 of my buddies shot deer, They were all running shots. Imagine that. one of my Buddies Tim who was only 125 yrds from me said he had heard the strangest buck grunt, just before one of the deer came running in on him.      

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/03/2007 at 12:41
cheaptrick View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar

Joined: September/27/2004
Location: South Carolina
Status: Offline
Points: 20478
Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Previously it had been virtually silent cept for the critters stirrin round neath me, Next thing i know White Flags In every coceivable direction, all sorts of blowing and snortin, then only silence, and a terrible odor. Whilst i sat there still holdin my guts, pondering results and lamenting the prior evenings events, I heard gun shots,

 

   

 

I can't quite laughing...........

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/03/2007 at 13:12
cyborg View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar
God of Wind

Joined: August/24/2007
Location: North Georgia
Status: Offline
Points: 12082

Marge !!! youve changed your avatar again ?

i'm glad you found that story funny, I still just shake my head when I think about it, I figured it might get a laugh or two, God knows my hunting buddies never let it rest.

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/03/2007 at 13:19
cyborg View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar
God of Wind

Joined: August/24/2007
Location: North Georgia
Status: Offline
Points: 12082
I'm still kinda partial to Mike and the Armadillo, I needed a good laugh today, so i read it again.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/04/2007 at 20:20
scubasteve View Drop Down
Optics Apprentice
Optics Apprentice
Avatar

Joined: June/01/2006
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 104
More info needed. Type/brand of wiping materiel? Wiping technique? Number of wipes? What happened to the green pickle bucket after the event?
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/05/2007 at 07:50
cyborg View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar
God of Wind

Joined: August/24/2007
Location: North Georgia
Status: Offline
Points: 12082
A sock, From taint to tailbone, quite a few, and never used again. Anyone want a slightly used green bucket ?
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/05/2007 at 08:00
tahqua View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar
Have You Driven A Ford Lately?

Joined: March/27/2006
Location: Michigan, USA
Status: Offline
Points: 8047
I didn't catch this one before..................hilarious!
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/05/2007 at 15:49
RifleDude View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar

Joined: October/13/2006
Location: Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 14313
Funny story, cyborg, complete with sound effects! 
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/05/2007 at 16:58
cyborg View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar
God of Wind

Joined: August/24/2007
Location: North Georgia
Status: Offline
Points: 12082
Thanks Guys, I enjoy tellin it alot more than living it, that was a rough day.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/07/2007 at 13:39
Longhunter View Drop Down
Optics Journeyman
Optics Journeyman
Avatar

Joined: February/02/2006
Status: Offline
Points: 422
Really funny!  That's exactly why some people used to refer to chamber pots as "Thunder jugs"!
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/07/2007 at 13:46
cyborg View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar
God of Wind

Joined: August/24/2007
Location: North Georgia
Status: Offline
Points: 12082

Originally posted by Longhunter Longhunter wrote:

Really funny!  That's exactly why some people used to refer to chamber pots as "Thunder jugs"!

Thunder Jugs !!! OH MY GOD That's hilarious.

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/12/2011 at 21:25
hunterwingler View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: April/03/2009
Location: Idaho
Status: Offline
Points: 1420
LMMFAO I just this damn thats funny Sh!t literally  HA HA HA Roll on Floor Laughing
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/14/2011 at 12:07
3_tens View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Knight
Optics Jedi Knight
Avatar

Joined: January/08/2007
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7181
I thought this thread had been locked and hidden away.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/14/2011 at 12:43
300S&W View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar

Joined: January/27/2008
Location: Burlington,WV
Status: Offline
Points: 10592
  I think OT's POSSESSED today.  Shocked
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/14/2011 at 12:46
SVT_Tactical View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
Chief Sackscratch

Joined: December/17/2009
Location: NorthCackalacky
Status: Offline
Points: 28762
TWILIGHTISH
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/14/2011 at 16:40
cyborg View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar
God of Wind

Joined: August/24/2007
Location: North Georgia
Status: Offline
Points: 12082
Nope it's still here. Yeah seems a few of the posts were lost though.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 14:52
Summer@SWFA View Drop Down
Optics Apprentice
Optics Apprentice
Avatar

Joined: December/29/2011
Location: Red Oak
Status: Offline
Points: 87
Somehow I came across this...
In a way I found it to be of uterly disgusting and the other half hilarious.
 
 
Maybe that will teach you a lesson about mixing mexican food and cheap beer.
 
Cheers
 
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 15:03
Shelley@SWFA View Drop Down
Optics Apprentice
Optics Apprentice
Avatar

Joined: December/14/2011
Location: Shark Tank
Status: Offline
Points: 125
you must not be from Texas! Mexican food and beer are our favorite!
 
funny story! 
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 15:09
SVT_Tactical View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
Chief Sackscratch

Joined: December/17/2009
Location: NorthCackalacky
Status: Offline
Points: 28762
Originally posted by Summer@SWFA Summer@SWFA wrote:

Somehow I came across this...
In a way I found it to be of uterly disgusting and the other half hilarious.
 
 
Maybe that will teach you a lesson about mixing mexican food and cheap beer.
 
Cheers
 
You do not tarnish the story that is the green pickle bucket and not pay for it..... be afraid, be very afriad.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 15:56
lucytuma View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Knight
Optics Jedi Knight
Avatar

Joined: November/25/2007
Location: Wisconsin
Status: Offline
Points: 5389
I sure miss not having Billy around! 
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Similar Threads: "The green pickle bucket."
Subject Author Forum Replies Last Post
Whats green and stops an 11 year old in her tracks sucker76 Hot Shots 28
FS - Green Zeiss Victory T* FL 8x42 tpcollins Optics For Sale 0
Center Point Scope Red/Green Dot Highflowing Varmint Scopes 6
Vortex Strikfire red/green Dot Buck01 Tactical Scopes 7
Bushnell Trophy Red/Green Dot Scope for Shotty ksholder Shotgun / BlackPowder Scopes 13
Emerald green colored reflection in Nikon Monarch permaculture Rifle Scopes 4
Trijicon's accupoint5-20x green triangle IRON GUTS KELLY Tactical Scopes 11
LAR now Owned by Big Green SVT_Tactical Firearms 2
Trijicon Introduces Green Reticles To ACOG SamC Rifle Scopes 3
Lasermax little green laser Chris Farris Firearms 31


This page was generated in 0.438 seconds.