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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and

Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell. While there,

they spy a red phone and  ask  what the phone

is
for. The devil tells  them it is for calling

back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and

talks for 5 minutes.  When he is
finished the

devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars,

so
Putin writes him a check.

Next, Queen

Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.

When
she is finished the devil informs her that the

cost is 6 million
dollars, so she writes him a

check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and

talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished  the

devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When

Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil

why Bush
got to call the USA so cheaply.

The

devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the

country
has gone to hell, so it's a local

call."
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: November/16/2011 at 10:14
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Ahhh MAN that was funny.... Cant stop laughing.
Passed it onRoll on Floor Laughing
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