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I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you, or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonalds now has a 1/4 ounce burger option.

Parents in Beverly Hills are laying off their nannies and learning their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six isn’t leaving the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...


Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
by the people who are trying to make $1.5 Trillion disappear!

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