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A cop was on his horse
> waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new
> shiny bike stopped
> beside him.
> 'Nice bike,' the cop
> said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
>
> 'Yes Sir,' the little
> girl said, 'he sure did!'
>
>
> The cop looked the bike
> over and handed the girl a $5 ticket
> for a safety
> violation. 
>
>
> The cop said, 'Next
> year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on
> the back of it!'
>
>
> The young girl looked
> up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse
> you've got there Sir.
> Did Santa bring it to you?'
>

> Playing along with the
> girl, he chuckled and answered,
> 'Yes, he sure did!'
>  
>
> The little girl looked
> up at the cop and said,  'Next year tell Santa;
> The dick goes
> underneath the horse, not on top 

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Kids say the darndest things.
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Hmmmph, cop jokes.... I'm offended. I think he should have backed his horse up to the little girl and Horse Poop , but thay's the kind of prick I am.
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ED, I did not know you rode horse.


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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Hmmmph, cop jokes.... I'm offended. I think he should have backed his horse up to the little girl and Horse Poop , but thay's the kind of prick I am.
 
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