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The  11th Husband...

 

A  young man married a beautiful woman who had  previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding  night, she told her new husband to "Please be  gentle; I'm still a Virgin".

 

"What?"  said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've  been married ten times?"

 

"Well,  husband #1 was a Sales  Representative; he  kept telling me how great it was going to be.

 

"Husband  # 2 was in Software  Services; he  was never really sure how it was supposed to  function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

 

"Husband  # 3 was from Field  Services; he  said that everything checked out diagnostically  but he just couldn't get the system  up.

 

"Husband  # 4 was in Telemarketing; even  though he knew he had the order,  he didn't know when he would be able to  deliver.

 

"Husband  # 5 was an Engineer, he  understood the basic process but he wanted three  years to research, implement, and design a new  state of the-art method.

 

"Husband  #6 was from Administration; he  thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it  was his job or not.

 

"Husband  # 7 was in Marketing; although  he had a Product, he was never sure how to  position it...

 

"Husband  # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all  he did was talk about it.

 

"Husband  # 9 was a Gynecologist; all  he did was look at it.

 

"Husband  # 10 was a Stamp  Collector; all  he ever did was _ _ _ _ it..... God I miss him.

 

"But now that I've married you, I'm so  excited".

 

"Wonderful",  said the husband, "but why?

 

"You're  with the "GOVERNMENT"   This  time I  KNOW I'M gonna

 

 get screwed."
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