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Joined: October/01/2003
Location: Texas
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To all my friends and family, Thank you for making me safe, secure,
blessed, and wealthy by sending me your damn chain letters over the last
year.

Because of your concern:

* I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

* I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these
products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

* I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from
the rat feces and urine.

* I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

* I no longer go to movies because I could sit on a needle infected with
AIDS


* I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could get
pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

* I no longer want to pump my own gas - where I will either get AIDS or
cause an explosion by cell phone or static.

* I no longer use cancer causing deodorants even though I smell like a
wet dog on a hot day.

* I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually
Al Qaida in disguise.

* I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our
American troops.

* I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to
Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

* I no longer eat prepackaged foods because the estrogens they contain
will turn me gay.

* I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers.

* I no longer look at the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bath tub full of ice.

* I no longer have a cell phone because I don't want brain cancer.

* I no longer have any sneakers because I would hate to see all those
poor kids in the sweat shops overseas suffering because I wanted a pair
of Nike shoes.

* I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have
their recipe.

* I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking
out for me.

* I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl about to
die in the hospital for the 1,000,000,000th time.

* I no longer have any money but that will change once I receive the
$18,624 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me since I participated in
their special e-mail program.

I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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