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             Once there was a midget in Texas who complained to his buddy that his
             Testicles ached all the time.  
 
           Since he was always talking about his aching testicles, his friend suggested
             That he go to the doctor and see what he could do to relieve the problem.  
 
             The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him what the
             Problem was.  
 
             The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.  
 
             The midget dropped his pants and the doctor put him up onto the examining
            Table and proceeded to look for the trouble.  

            The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to
            Cough, which he did.  

             "Ah! Ah!"  Mumbled the doctor and putting his finger under the right one
             Asked him to cough again, which he did.  
 
             "Ah! Ah!," Said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.  
 
             Snip, snip, snip on the right side and then snip, snip, snip on the left
             side.  
 
             The doctor told the midget to pull up his pants and see if the ache was
             still there.  

            The midget was delighted as he walked around the doctor's office and his
             testicles were not aching!  
 
             "What did you do, Doc?" the midget asked.  
 
             The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."  


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