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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style.." The eight contestants will all start
in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , Over to Houston and
down to Brownsville ....
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa ,
Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth
and finally back to Dallas .
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with different bumper stickers that
read:
1. I'm a Democrat
2. I'm Gay
3. I Love the Dixie Chicks
4. Boycott Beef
5. I Voted for Obama
6. George Strait Sucks
7. Hilary in 2012
And
8. I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

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I have a strong feeling you may not have a winner at all.
 
Wait a sec, I dont see Red Oak on the list of stops.....


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You'd have to be a  tough SOB to even think about entering, or extremely stupid and there's alot of those.
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

I have a strong feeling you may not have a winner at all.
 
Wait a sec, I dont see Red Oak on the list of stops.....
Because it would be "game over" if Mama Farris saw any of those! 
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Now, that there is funny. 
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If they go from Dallas to waco they will travel down the highway a few hundered yards from our building with nothing but a field in between. The .50 needs to be dusted off and I sure have been wanting to break in our .338 AI. Don't worry they wouldn't even make it to the first stop in waco.
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I call the .50
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  Let's pick some contestants:
  
  #1  Barney Frank
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The desenters on the recent SCOTUS McDonald case


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Originally posted by David David wrote:

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style.." The eight contestants will all start
in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , Over to Houston and
down to Brownsville ....
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa ,
Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth
and finally back to Dallas .
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with different bumper stickers that
read:
1. I'm a Democrat
2. I'm Gay
3. I Love the Dixie Chicks
4. Boycott Beef
5. I Voted for Obama
6. George Strait Sucks
7. Hilary in 2012
And
8. I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.



Boy I wish the real Survivor series would be like this one.  It would be VERY SHORT an sweet! My bet would be it's over by San Antonio!   LOL!
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