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    Posted: May/02/2022 at 07:35
Anybody know any Stupid Stories?

I have one:

Several years ago I was talking to a pair of brothers and one brother says to the other one: "Remember the time we went swimming in that lake and it had mud on the bottom?" 


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My entire life fits that narrative….
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Okay, it didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine told me a TRUE story that his friend experienced on opening day at Churchill Downs.

There was a horse named "My Face" running in one of the races on opening day, and the gentleman was there to watch the race. Apparently there was a rather attractive woman that was standing next to him, who had bet (or not) on this horse. As the horses were coming down the stretch, the woman started shouting. "Come on, My Face. Come on, My Face. COME ON, MY FACE! COME ON MY FACE!". 
The gentleman, a little red faced, just stepped away from her and looked away.
He never said if My Face won, or if they got a room.


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