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    Posted: April/04/2008 at 13:49
Subject: Sportsman's Warehouse Parking Lot SCAM - Be Careful, GUYS!



A "heads up" for those men who may be regular customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get ammo has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously ! good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your supplies into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Gun Shop. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th,
10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also February 1st,
4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, three times last
Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lucytuma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/04/2008 at 17:05

Maybe you should consider shopping in a better part of town.

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if you were in san francisco, hmm, would be the same story??
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i think i should investigate this myself.
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Originally posted by supertool73 supertool73 wrote:

Subject: Sportsman's Warehouse Parking Lot SCAM - Be Careful, GUYS!

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get ammo has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously ! good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your supplies into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Gun Shop. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th,
10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also February 1st,
4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, three times last
Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each
 
Was this at the Riverdale, Midvale, or Provo location?
 
 
 
 


Edited by lucznik - April/04/2008 at 17:47
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

Was this at the Riverdale, Midvale, or Provo location?


Now do you really think I am going to give that up?  Big%20Grin
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were they supprized the only thing in your wallet was prophylatics.???

Edited by Dale Clifford - April/04/2008 at 19:55
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote martin3175 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/04/2008 at 20:37
those damn transvestites >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 
 
 
Sorry
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
just kiddingHowdy


Edited by martin3175 - April/05/2008 at 08:29
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Longhunter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/05/2008 at 18:16
It is a good joke to start with.  Then Martin came up with a hilarious tag line!!!  Thanks, guys! 


Edited by Longhunter - April/05/2008 at 18:20
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote supertool73 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/05/2008 at 18:21
Originally posted by martin3175 martin3175 wrote:

those damn transvestites >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 
 
 
Sorry
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
just kiddingHowdy


Well if that is the case they are some damn hot dudes.  Oh%20Yea%20Baby
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