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supertool73 
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 Topic: Sportsman's Warehouse Parking Lot SCAMPosted: April/04/2008 at 13:49 |
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Subject: Sportsman's Warehouse Parking Lot SCAM - Be Careful, GUYS!
A "heads up" for those men who may be regular customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get ammo has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously ! good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your supplies into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Gun Shop. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also February 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each |
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lucytuma
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Posted: April/04/2008 at 17:05 |
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Maybe you should consider shopping in a better part of town. |
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pyro6999
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Posted: April/04/2008 at 17:12 |
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if you were in san francisco, hmm, would be the same story??
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Posted: April/04/2008 at 17:30 |
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i think i should investigate this myself.
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It's all about SHOT PLACEMENT!
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lucznik
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Posted: April/04/2008 at 17:47 |
Was this at the Riverdale, Midvale, or Provo location?
Edited by lucznik - April/04/2008 at 17:47 |
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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supertool73
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Posted: April/04/2008 at 17:50 |
Now do you really think I am going to give that up?  |
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Dale Clifford
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Posted: April/04/2008 at 19:54 |
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were they supprized the only thing in your wallet was prophylatics.???
Edited by Dale Clifford - April/04/2008 at 19:55 |
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martin3175
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Posted: April/04/2008 at 20:37 |
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those damn transvestites >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 just kidding  Edited by martin3175 - April/05/2008 at 08:29 |
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Posted: April/05/2008 at 18:16 |
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It is a good joke to start with. Then Martin came up with a hilarious tag line!!! Thanks, guys! Edited by Longhunter - April/05/2008 at 18:20 |
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supertool73
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Posted: April/05/2008 at 18:21 |
Well if that is the case they are some damn hot dudes.  |
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