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Here I sit all broken hearted tried to $h!t and only farted.Down the Toilet
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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THREAD CLOSED FOR RENOVATION AND FOR RE-HIRING OF STAFF.   PLEASE GO TO 'SPOTTING SCOPES'............( no one goes there anyway....)     Bucky
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Skunk Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/04/2009 at 13:33
Eduardo ? Est cela vous ? Pourquoi vous ne m'avez pas appelé après les longues promenades sur la plage ? J'ai cru que nous étions un article après que j'ai acheté votre chat le bonnet agréable cybor fait ? Je suis si en haut mis avec vous immédiatement je peux griffer vos yeux. C'est cela la paille finale. Vous ne devenez plus puants de moi le GRAND garçon!!!! Et vous pouvez vous garder le sud-américain Cholula je vous ai achetés.
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***NEWS BULLETIN***

UFO sighted over the ED SHOW!
Numerous sightings have been reported. 
Object described as being two oblong shapes
joined along one long side. 
Object appears to be powered by a single
propulsion unit as a single vapor trail can be
seen eminating from one narrow end
where the two shapes join.
Several Observers report being overcome by a
horrible stench as the UFO pasted overhead.
Please stay tuned for more updates as things develop!
 
we now return you to the ED show...
observers are reporting the ED SHOW STINKS WORSE THAN THE UFO!!!
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/04/2009 at 13:57
Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Here I sit all broken hearted tried to $h!t and only farted.Down the Toilet
 
There once a man from Muldoon.
Who's farts could be heard to the moon.
When least he expects them
they burst from his rectum
with the roar of a bass bassoon!!!
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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"  MAYDAY!!  MAYDAY!!! " 
 
 
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Originally posted by Monster Monster wrote:

Well see here is my reason why yellowdog dealt it in proof form...... You can't smell farts through a computer, yellowdog smelt a fart, therefore yellowdog farted....The end.
 
Impeccable logic, Watson!   Dude
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/04/2009 at 17:43
Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

"  MAYDAY!!  MAYDAY!!! " 
 
 
 
ED thats the worst case of Hemorrhoids I've ever seen...Dude I feel your pain...unfortunately I think I smell it too!!!Mouth Taped Shut
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Originally posted by TRUE LOVE TRUE LOVE wrote:

Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

"  MAYDAY!!  MAYDAY!!! " 
 
 
 
ED thats the worst case of Hemorrhoids I've ever seen...Dude I feel your pain...unfortunately I think I smell it too!!!Mouth Taped Shut
 
budperm whya no talka to me?
 
 
Let me give you my two scents worth
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/05/2009 at 13:27
Hey Ed...What the FFFF is with Skunky???
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 OH budperm!!! we not anymore friends. You  not sent back PM I sent you. I thought you and me is the same."wink wink".

 
 
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Oooo Bud, I think Skunk likes you.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Hey Skunk...Do yoyu like men in uniform???  Beltfed is the guy for you-ho...
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Oooo Bud, I think Skunk likes you.
 
I think skunk is in love with my fro  Fro
 
Whacko
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Originally posted by Skunk Skunk wrote:

Originally posted by TRUE LOVE TRUE LOVE wrote:

Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

"  MAYDAY!!  MAYDAY!!! " 
 
 
 
ED thats the worst case of Hemorrhoids I've ever seen...Dude I feel your pain...unfortunately I think I smell it too!!!Mouth Taped Shut
 
budperm whya no talka to me?
 
 
 
Hey ED... is that you in the basket...flaming or Skunky-poo?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/05/2009 at 16:19

Skunk I would like you to meet my twins..

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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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no thanks!
take em!
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Skunk I would like you to meet my twins..

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Me thinks her joining us during would have much fun.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kickboxer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/07/2009 at 20:50
Skunks stink...
Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Skunks stink...
 
Yeah I have to agree Kick!  They smell very queer... I think I found out what repells them though, righteous mellons! Smile 
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