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SMART ASS ANSWER #6-- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. 

SMART ASS ANSWER #5-- A flight attendant was stationed at the 
departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended 
her hand for the ticke t and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. 
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." 

SMART ASS ANSWER #4-- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy," Do these turkeys get any bigger?" 
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." 

SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. 
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." 
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. 

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Couldn't stop laughing after reading the last one about the "damn near perfect eyesight"
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It is like the one" darling, does these jeans make my bum look big? No, my dear, it is not the jeans, it is all the choclates you eat"
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