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    Posted: February/27/2009 at 15:38


Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of
the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused
that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"


The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story!
When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him
in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps.
He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants
to move up our wedding date!"


The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning.
I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.
I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings
and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
sat down and yelled, "Hey Batman what's for dinner?"
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1 more ICK and you get a star.
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Originally posted by SD Dog SD Dog wrote:



Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of
the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused
that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"


The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story!
When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him
in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps.
He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants
to move up our wedding date!"


The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning.
I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.
I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings
and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
sat down and yelled, "Hey Batman what's for dinner?"
Definitely not my house.  She's still the most beautiful woman on earth to me.  
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    Roll on Floor Laughing   Thunbs Up   GOOD one SD!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Originally posted by SD Dog SD Dog wrote:



Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of
the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused
that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"


The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story!
When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him
in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps.
He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants
to move up our wedding date!"


The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning.
I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.
I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings
and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
sat down and yelled, "Hey Batman what's for dinner?"
Definitely not my house.  She's still the most beautiful woman on earth to me.  
 
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That was funny. Laugh Above
 
 
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I was expecting the older ladies husband to grabbed a gun!

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