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Anyone make it to Houston for this?  I just found out about it yesterday.  Would love to have been there...
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Huge Chuck Norris sponsored martial arts tournament.   
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
 
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
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chuck norris had a birthday  the other day i believe.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris can divide by 0 and count to infinity.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas...
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im waiting for the us govt to unleash the ultimate weapon of mass destruction on Afghanistan, but they wont send chuck norris in until all the troops are home.
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The "Big Bang" really happened when Chuck Norris lit a fart.
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The first Neanderthal was really Chuck Norris when he hadn't shaved in a month.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
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chuck norris counted to infinity twice
chuck norris doesnt believe in or go hunting because the term implies that failure is possible. chuck norris goes killing
chuck norris can eat just one lays potato chip


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Chuck Norris is suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his right and left legs, respectively.
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chuck norris uses ribbed condoms inside out so he gets the pleasure
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He round house kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag people, he potato sacks them.
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