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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE  


NICKNAMES

  • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and  Sarah.
  • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

  • When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
  • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS

  • A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .
  • The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these  items.


ARGUMENTS

  • A woman has the last word in  any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/22/2008 at 08:12
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You MUST have been talking to my wife!
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 How True !!!  If the world would see some women without all that foundation they call it ....  and makeup ..... we just look like we are .... especially as soon as women get out of bed ... what a shock ! Man I can't even find my favorite hair brush .... for what little hair I have left .... always buried under the bathroom sink .... that forgot to mention all that respect we get from them .... yea right . One " NO " out of my mouth and I'm no longer honey anymore ... I'm a   Cencored  . I've walked into a room with her and her friends before after disagreeing and putting the big foot down and they all look at me like a castraction party is coming . Man they can give ya an evil eye that could cripple a horse ! Ahhh sweet love ..... LOL
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Pretty much sums it all up.
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