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You're an EXTREME redneck when...

 
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at
     the dinner table in front of her kids.  

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
     down depending on how much gas is in it.  

3. You've been married three times and still have
     the same in-laws. 

4. You think a woman who is out of your league
     bowls on a different night.

5. Someone in your family died right after saying
     'Hey, guys, watch this'. 

6. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.  

7. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.  

8. Your junior prom offered day care. 

9. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more
     teeth than your spouse.

10. You need one more hole punched in your card to
       get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.  

11. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
        there's a law against it. 

12. You think loading the dishwasher means getting
       your wife drunk
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Those are some good ones.
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6. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
 
Everybody knows he's just a leutenant.
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Been listening to Foxworthy again? LOL Big Smile
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