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An Alabama couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9
children.  
 
They went to the doc tor to see about getting the
husband "fixed." The doctor gladly started the
required procedure and asked them what finally made
them make the decision--why after nine children,
would they choose to do this.  
 
The husband replied that they had read in a recent
article that one out of every ten children being
born in the United States was Mexican, and they
didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican
baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.  
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Unfortunately, this is probably a true story.
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At first glance the combination of words had me more than just a little worried about the contents of this topic. Then it struck me that it was in the almost anything so I figured how bad can it be.
Being a redneck myself, now I can understand how the cave men in the Geico commercials feel...........Bucky
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Being a redneck myself, now I can understand how the cave men in the Geico commercials feel...........Bucky
 

Cyborg,

You’re our friend. We don’t care if you get to park in the up close spot. It’s doesn’t Bother us your wear a helmet in public. I honestly can say I have no problems with you licking the moister off the windows and McDonalds during lunch. So Buddy we understand.Howdy

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GEE Thanks BD, I'm really glad that I can share such things with my friends and not have to worry about them thinking any less of me.Mooner
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What are friends for. Your tops in my book. almost up there with some of those Jedi's.
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Thanks BD, only 2611 more and I get my light sabre too.
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I have a friend here in Bibb Co. Alabama that has 17 brothers and sisters, 1 Mom and 1 Dad.
YOU KNOW COAL MINERS.  LOL  
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Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

I have a friend here in Bibb Co. Alabama that has 17 brothers and sisters, 1 Mom and 1 Dad.
YOU KNOW COAL MINERS.  LOL  
 
Sounds like they know their way around in the dark. Shocked
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Wonder if he wore his miner helmet.

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I had a comment about miners and knowing their way around holes. I think I'll just leave it at that.
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