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> 1. *Cheese*
> The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
> replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
>
> 2. *Mushroom*
> When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
>
> 3. *Shoulder*
> My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
> shoulder.
>
> 4. *Texas*
> My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
>
> 5. *Herpes*
> Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
>
> 6. *July*
> Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!
> Julyer!
>
> 7. *Rectum*
> I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
>
> 8. *Chicken*
> I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
>
> 9. *Wheelchair*
> We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair
>
> 10.
>  *Chicken* *wing*
> My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
>
> 11. *Harassment*
> My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
> harassment nothing to me.
>
> 12. *Bishop*
> My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop.
>
> 13. *Body wash
> *I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

 

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Ha ha!
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Not too offend anyone but that was f...n.....funnier than sh....
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Hi Ed, what you doing up this hour of the day? Brushing up on your Spanish
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Woke up in the middle of the night..........(you know how it is with ultra-intelligent minds......we sometimes can't stop our thinkers from thinkin' great innovative thoughts!!! )  So I thought I would drink some coffee and kick two cats outdoors and then see who was awake on the other side of the world!!!  Big Grin  
 
hee hee  Wink
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Well it is only the natives that are restless on the other side of the world!
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I've heard that old people wake up in the middle of the night a lot... my mother-in-law does, she's 83. 
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