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  1. If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
  2. Can you cry under water?
  3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  4. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?
  5. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
  6. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  7. What disease did cured ham actually have?
  8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
  10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  11. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  13. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? (They're going to see you naked anyway.)
  14. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
  15. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  16. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
  17. Can a hearse carrying  a corpse drive in  the  carpool lane  ?
  18. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? (They're both dogs!)
  19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
  20. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  21. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  22. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  23. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  24. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
  25. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Edited by lucznik - February/09/2009 at 16:49
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These questions have been on my mind.....................I'm bored.
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  Yep! LOOOOOOOOOONG time til huntin season.   Whacko
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Rabbit season is still open till March 15 in OKLA. Not much more challenging than a rabbit at 125 Yds in a 35 MPH cross wind with a 17 HMR. or a 22lr.

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Those questions just make me want too shoot some thing or som....   Monster lets go shooting!
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Originally posted by rifle looney rifle looney wrote:

Those questions just make me want too shoot some thing or som....   Monster lets go shooting!


I've been waiting!!!!!
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I might be able to help with a few of those with some comments.
 
Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
The bigger question, is it possible to disturb the peace in a haunted house?
 
Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

Can you cry under water?
I bet Al Gore can.
 
Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Ed better not be buried naked.... or we are in serious trouble.
 
Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

What disease did cured ham actually have?
That is easy, heart disease.
 
Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Sounds like a good contrast between a government run program and free enterprise.  The examples abound, I hadn't thought of this one till just now.
 

Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

It has something to do with our ability to NOT appreciating the position we are in for what it is and ALWAYSs wanting what we don't have currently.
 
Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Sometimes it is about BEATING your opponent, and I mean literally.  If you still have a question on this one ask Nancy Kerrigan about it.  (Or Tanya Harding)
 
Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
No, bailouts come from morons, not morality.
 
Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
See the item above on people looking through binoculars on the top of tall buildings.  Apparently it applies to dogs too.


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A couple more .....
 
Why do you park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
 
If it's called sour cream, then why does it have an expiration date?
 
I used to know a bunch of these, but I always forget the good ones.
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Why is the word abbreviated so long?
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How does having clean underwear make you more prepared in case you have an accident?    Shocked
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Why dose ear wax taste so bad?
 
 
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

How does having clean underwear make you more prepared in case you have an accident?    Shocked
 
It doesn't disturb your coma when they pull them off.
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Why dose ear wax taste so bad?
 
 
 
Cause you used your buger picking finger to dig it out!


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" I theenks I weel have to keel thees two hombrés who are always making thee trouble!!  I weel have to tie my riata to their poquito cojones and pull them off with my horse running in thee other direction!  " 
 
 
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

" I theenks I weel have to keel thees two hombrés who are always making thee trouble!!  I weel have to tie my riata to their poquito cojones and pull them off with my horse running in thee other direction!  " 
 
 
 
What would you call that move ED??? The Cherry picker or nuts & hombres?


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Ed  would call it "date night"
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