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Prison Vs Work

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on
The seat.

IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they
Deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
Inside bars.

IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

I like it
I'm not quite sold.
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I ment the comparison.  I couldn't take prison.  

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Originally posted by hunterwingler hunterwingler wrote:

Prison Vs Work

IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.
 
At home their called wives!  SmileCool
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Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

What's your point? Get back to work!
Yes sir warden er I mean boss.
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In prison if you drop the soap.......................

                               Shocked<---------- You will look like this

                               Fro <---------- Because of this guy here

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Originally posted by bricat bricat wrote:

In prison if you drop the soap.......................

                               Shocked<---------- You will look like this

                               Fro <---------- Because of this guy here

Excellent
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Originally posted by bricat bricat wrote:

                               Fro <---------- Because of this guy here

 
Wait, don't I know that guy?   Bud, ain't that your old partner from Viva Las Gaygus?
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No but I did see him on the CHorus line there!  Break Dance
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At Work you may want to have sexGal but cant.
In Prison you may not want to have sex but Fro


Edited by Urimaginaryfrnd - July/16/2010 at 09:19
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Originally posted by Urimaginaryfrnd Urimaginaryfrnd wrote:

At Work you may want to have sexGal but cant.
In Prison you may not want to have sex but Fro
LMAO
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