'Where have you been
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Topic: 'Where have you been
Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Subject: 'Where have you been
Date Posted: January/31/2008 at 08:14
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'
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Ecclesiastes 10:2
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Posted By: tahqua
Date Posted: January/31/2008 at 08:35
Posted By: dunagan15
Date Posted: January/31/2008 at 11:34
Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: January/31/2008 at 15:06
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,’ she said,
'pretend you're a statue.'
'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied, 'the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
'Here,' he said to the statue, have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'
------------- P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2
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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/31/2008 at 17:40
It took me about a minute and a half to GET the SMITH joke!! (It must be the quotation marks!!) HAHA!
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